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Tuesday, September 09, 2003

College Football Jokes

What does the average Montana State player get on his SATs?
Drool.

What do you get when you put 32 UC Davis cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.

How do you get a UC Davis cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
(Also helps if you have a salt lick about five feet inside the door.)

How do you get an Idaho State graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Why do the UC Davis cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Why is the Weber State football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What are the longest three years of a Montana football player's life?
His freshman year.

How many Portland State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
Why did ISU choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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